I have not yet run a marathon and also have not given birth. I am not a doctor either. But I do not condone marathoning as a past-time for 39-week pregnant women. If not for the questionable health effects on mommy or baby, because it's making the rest of us look bad.
But one insane woman decided to change the world forever, and she successfully completed a marathon while giving birth a few hours later resulting in the possibility of new spectator signs, which I may have to deal with... damnit.
"Complain to me when you're pregnant and try this"
"There's no crying in running... unless it's your newborn"
"Is that a bun in your oven or are you just happy to be running?"
"Mommies in Labor Do It Better"
"Pain Push Now. Pride Mommy Forever."
"Your feet hurt because you've kicked so much butt been pregnant for 39 weeks!"
"Free Massages and Deliveries Here"
"Either your Ovaries are Sweating or Your Water Just Broke"
"Either your Ovaries are Sweating or Your Water Just Broke"
"The Pregnant Lady looked better in Spandex"
"Next Food Station Serving Pickles and Ice Cream!"
"Next Food Station Serving Pickles and Ice Cream!"
"Beat Oprah. And the Pregnant Lady."
"HOV Lane Only"
"HOV Lane Only"
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